Random Thoughts
Did you ever wonder…..
- Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
- Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?
- Why you don’t ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
- Why “abbreviated” is such a long word?
- Why doctors call what they do “practice”?
- Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
- Why the man who invests your money is called a broker?
- Why the time of day with the slowest traffic is called rush hour?
- Why there isn’t mouse-flavored cat food?
- Why Noah didn’t swat those two mosquitoes?
- Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
- Why sheep don’t shrink when it rains?
- Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
- Why they call the airport the terminal if flying is so safe?
